April 21, 2008
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Drama and LIFETIME
You
know how on the TV show ER, people run around screaming things like
“STAT!” and “Gimme twelve CC’s!”. Well, I’m sorry to dissapoint you,
but it’s not like that in real life. I know, it’s tough to hear. I was
in the ER this morning and the only screaming that happened was from
my five month old boy. He has an ear infection and a gassy stomach
which kept us up for two and a half hours last night. SUCK. The
nurse turned him over and started patting his back teaching me how to
“Rub the farts out” which put the doctor in a giggling fit. Apparently
they used different terminology in med school. Apparently, rubbing
the farts out was successful because Aidan went a little nuts with joy
afterwards. Observe:The race is ON!
I’ve officially been entered in the great AmandasBiggestFan
competition to win XANGA LIFETIME! I realize this competition has
absolutely NO VALUE to the outside world. But after Derek shipped off
to Iraq, I found this to be one of my most successful outlets for my
cheesy sense of humor, and by your comments, I seem to be doing it
well. You people seem to *get* me. (which only proves that you also
have no life or sense of humor.) I already know my mother in law is
shaking her head thinking, “I’ve got to find her a hobby….”
Yeah. I know.Meanwhile,
I’ve taken the time and effort to persuade the judges to look at my
site with crafty comments. I’ve also bribed them with a shiny new
nickel. They’re like putty in my hands. Honestly, if Trunthepaige was
in the running, I’d be hosed because she’s excellent. Not to mention,
my favorite humor site, Amandasbiggestfan. (You’d think I’d have this
competition in the bag since she’s my biggest fan. I’m beginning to
think now it’s only lipservice.)Unfortunately, I can’t do all
the work here. My beloved friends, you also need to vote. These are the
people whom you should offer lap dances too in exchange for their
alliance on our side.http://www.xanga.com/Mystic_Xingjing
http://www.xanga.com/theblackspidermanhttp://www.xanga.com/druginducedduck
http://www.xanga.com/amandasbiggestfan
So those of you who voted in the music poll (and those of you who
filled my email inbox with forwards that I DON’T READ) please take the
time to log in and copy/paste this note in their comment boxes:
“Dear Sir/Ma’am,
My friend Amanda, aka Life_by_us would
sincerely appreciate your vote in the Xangan Idol competition. If she
doesn’t receive enough votes, she intends to sell her two beautiful
children to pay for her own copy of the Lifetime Subscription and you
don’t want that. Thank you for keeping your conscience clean when you
vote and I don’t recommend the tacos. You might have to rub the farts out later.”And dear friends, for those of you who want another choice of candidate
to represent, I’ll tell you what the presidential candidates are too
afraid to say.
Love to all!
Comments (18)
Oh man, you definitely got my vote you hot babe… But I don’t know… Should I offer DrugInducedDuck a lap dance? Hahahahaha he is our simon cowell after all… :] Anyway, oh well oh well…. We’ll seee… But hey you definitely got my friggin vote.. :]
Hey, I saw that you were in the running to win lifetime premium and I just dropped by! Good luck!
On a sidenote, I love your sense of humor!
i vote for you, and the happy fartting baby thor. i wish i had learned at an early age how to make myself fart.
huggles
Well, you know you have my vote, the monolithic vote it is… just please be kind to us, we that stand behind you
Sorry to admit…my eyes were rolling back into my head…head shaking and all. Your a nut (would say “freak of nature” but I’m sure that it would make me look bad to your friends). Just remember I love you anyway!! “THE MOTHER-IN LAW”
@purpleritz20 -
@sleepy_badtz_maru -
@Viktorious1 -
@WilliamsFamily8 -
In an effort to shamelessy promote your precious vote, I encourage you to voice your vote on AmandasBiggestFan’s site. Otherwise it doesn’t tally up. I’m so flattered that you think so kindly of my humble site. For your time and trouble, I’ll give you the same reward I give my potty-training two year old with her sucess: one M&M. Don’t spend it all in one place, okay?
@life_by_us - almond M&Ms right?
Wow… I’ve had a lot of comments saying my webdesign was great… But at the same time, there are xangans who say that my page crashes… I wonder what’s wrong… Wow… Anyway, you’re definitely having my vote… I’m with you till the end. :] Go Amanda!!!
hello there amanda!!!
Anyway, I’m not sure if you’ve been to hysterical_hysteria’s site.. She’s one of the judges… Anyway, I gave her 2100 worth of MINIS.. :] I hope you really win this. :]
@purpleritz20 -
OMG, You’re so damn sweet! But honey, you don’t have to spend all of your credits for my cause. Thanks for the kind thoughts, love. Btw, I didn’t know hysterical_hysteria was one of the judges. She has a beautiful webdesign too….
yeah, she is… :] i gave her 2100 of my credits.. hahahaha :] i hope she notices… that’s because someone gave a thousand credits for one of your rivals to the top… so there… i have to exceed that. don’t worry about it.. i’ll get it back… :]
oooh ooh, sorry, that was mystic_xingjing i was talking about… i don’t know where i got hysterical_hysteria… anyway, there… MYSTIC_XINGJING…. i still have to go to the welcome wagon for more credits so i can give to the other judges. :]
Hello there.. Just want to tell you that qccan actually has a campaign manager… And they have posters of VOTE QCCAN.. Of course we want that too.. And I hope you have been to spidey’s website… he gave his criteria for judging. :] so there…
GO LIFE_BY_US!!!! I’m supporting you till the end…!!!! Wooohooo!!!
Good luck.
seriously, there were kids acting like it was a field trip. some of them didn’t want to go to sleep because there were lots of new things to see. the city of san angelo lost thousands of dollars over that weekend and the fallowing weeks. the colosium was suppose to be used for football, trade shows, and the cultural arts wine tasteing/taste of san angelo. you know the wine tastesting and restuarant sampleing that most people relie on to get the word out about their restuarants dishes, and new wines. they were moved to the ally between mrs. hatties. some many people canceled or were seriously pissed til they were told why the venue was no longer avaible. the city just wrote off the loss of revenue without complaint.
You know, in times of stress, or frustration it sometimes help to think about absolutely nothing at all. So glad I met you and found your site
But what is it really with all this making people vote. Don’t you know the big money already secured the lifetime for me through my various shady contributions and effective listening to their lobbyists? Sheesh, you simpletons are so naive
HEY THERE… :] i would LLOOOOOOOOVVVVEEE TO be your campaign manager. :] oh yeah oh yeah!!!! this is the best news i have ever received….wow… well i’m doing everything for you… LIFE_BY_US!!! Go LIFE_BY_US!!!
i’m doing something new for you amanda.. :] i’m actually welcoming everyone at the welcome wagon and directing them to your site and to mine… of course i’m telling everyone to vote for you.. i also changed my profile pic to your “vote for life_by_us!” picture… yey!!!!
LIFE_BY_US forever!! wiheeeee!!