August 17, 2008
-
Who did this?!!?
Alright, Xangan haters. I realize I piss you off with my pro-life stance. That’s fine. But egging my house? Not cool.
What sucks is that my window was open, screen closed. So egg got all over both of my suede couches, my curtains, my cat, my pants. I was sitting next to the window watching the news and my cat was on the back of the couch. Chances are, some punk just wanted to see a chick and her cat jump a mile. However the chick decided to jump off the couch and chase out the door after these creeps. Said car of creeps drove off quickly with girl standing out the door shouting obscenities at them. Punks. What sucks even more is that I can’t get all the egg crap off my couch. I thought OxiClean was my savior, but it’s no match.
Oxi? Meet your mortal enemy : eggwhites.I was only in college a few years ago and I don’t recall throwing eggs to be a funny ordeal. Did you? Have I really gotten that old?
Comments (16)
I’ve never egged anything. I don’t get it either.
I’ve never done it. But it was done to my families car. But the kids parents found out about it and made the them clean it.
I really don’t get throwing food at houses/cars ect. Some idiot threw a pumpkin at a friends car and did about $600 worth of damage.
True confession – when I was little, I snuck an egg into my trick-or-treat bag because I wanted to throw it at some random house. Unfortunately I was a stupid kid and proceeded to chuck load a bunch of candy on top of the egg.
Guess what happened? Yeah, the egg broke and ruined most of my candy. We told my parents I dropped my bag in a puddle. Served me right.
Wow, that’s totally lame. Egging anything is pretty malicious and should be saved for truly heinous crimes, like a boyfriend cheating on you. I hope you manage to get the stains out of your couch.
What are we in high school?
Egg takes forever to come off as well.
I never thought egging houses was funny. And I’m sorry they did that to you, especially with the window open. Hopefully you can get it out of your couch soon!
I’ve been egged before, multiple times. I went egging a few times in an attempt to release frustration and have some fun. The last time I went I got caught because my friend (who was with me) is stupid beyond belief. The same friend has been neglecting school and smoking pot a lot. I don’t talk to him much anymore.
Ugh. Stupid prank. I empathize. Usually just my car though…
Lil’ bastards…
Okay, girl. Go to your local grocery store. Look for ZOTE soap. It should be with the laundry detergents. It’s a huge pink bar of soap hecho en Mexico. The stuff will get anything out of anything. Apply warm water to a dish rag, and then a small to moderate amount of ZOTE.
If the eggwhites don’t come out of your furniture, the blood from those little hooligans certainly will.
Oh man! That sucks. I really don’t get the amusement with throwing food either. It’s so stupid!
I’m not sure which is worse: getting egged, or getting TP’d. I’m sorry.
You need a flamethrower. Scramble the eggs before they hit your couch.
I have the same stance as you, PRO-LIFE BABY!!!
What the heck?! First and foremost: there is absolutely no way that throwing eggs can really be that much fun, college or no. I’m still finishing up my undergrad and I can honestly say that not only have I not done anything that ridiculous but i don’t know anyone who has!
second – how do you know it was in regards to your pro-life stance? just curious – cause maybe they need to be reminded that a person can be alive and still be kicked into next tuesday. thus you keep your pro-life views and kick some punk butt. wanna gang up on them and throw … um … hmm … pumpkins? like little gourds? maybe we could do that!
@musicisoxygen -
I kinda figured it was a case of mistaken identity. It’s an apartment. Maybe a cheating boyfriend lived here before we did?
@Infamous_Dewey -
*laughs* there’s always one crazy pot head in a crowd of friends who screws it up for everyone else.
@Howling_to_the_Moon -
Oh love, there’s nothing “Hecho en Mexico” up here. Everything’s fair trade, organic and local. (which I can’t complain about.) The only thing I found that I used to buy from Texas was my favorite “FABULOSO!” floor cleaner. Smells like lavender, but more like “IN YOUR FACE!”lavender.
@Dare2BDiferentt -
I”m totally getting a flame thrower for Christmas.
@happypureanger -
I’m sure it wasn’t for my pro-life stance. They had no idea who we were, they were just being silly punks. Either way, you come here. We’ll kick some punky ass!
its the same concept of driving by someone and yelling or making some stupid funnynoise at them..
I don’t get it either.
same concept as saying “you should totally do that next we go by” or “lets go egg a house” “ya but which one?” “um, idk you pick” “what if i pick like my professors or something and they’re home?” “then you fail, pick a dog gang house” “fine, lets do that one” *mood change* “WOO that was amazingly exhilerating, DID YOU SEE THAT CHICK? OMG SHE WAS COVERED!! I hope I got her couch”
thats pretty much an uppy version of a conversation thats involved with egging. *i assume so*
*laughs* anywho.
Hope you can get your couch clean, just make sure you soak it every day till you can find somehting to clean it with.
I’m sorry you got egged.