February 22, 2009

  • COFFEE!!!!!!

    Coffee. Oh glorious fount of morning life. You make my day begin. It’s nighttime now, but I can smell you because I’ve just set up my pot for tomorrow morning. You make me eager to arise and indulge in your succulent flavor.
    Unless your name is Foldgers. Then you JUST PLAIN SUCK. You taste like burned ass. Stop existing!

    My grandma is doing fantastically now. She was moved to a special rehab hospital unit on Friday  and is going to start physical therapy. If things continue to go so well, she could be home in a week and a half. 

    As I’m writing this, I’m having some pretty strong Braxton-Hicks contractions. Maybe by the time my grandma comes home, I’ll be having a baby. If so, someone will update you all.

    Until then, it’s late and my coffee is waiting for me to fall asleep so I can have it in the morning.
    Dunkin Donuts is the best coffee, but my dear, cheap MJB is a close second.

    What’s your favorite?

    Is it me? Don’t lie. It is.

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