Welcome to Wright-Patt…
Last week, I ventured out of my tiny home across the street to sign in at the hospital with Caity. We have our first appointment this Thursday. Now let me explain a little to you so you can understand what a HUGE base we’re at. When you drive into the hospital area it has 8 parking lots and the entryway looks like an airport. It has a 30 foot inner ceiling and huge TV screens on the walls that look like arrival/departure information screens, but no… Instead it’s got doctor names and lit up in order are the different appointments. You can see the appointment time blinking when they’re ready for you. Kinda sounds like they’d be overdoing it, but it’s so huge and there were so many people that it actually makes a lot of sense. Each area has at least two check in desks and two huge waiting rooms apiece. I went to the check-in desk to make an appointment for Caitlyn. (we couldn’t call because we didn’t know the number, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.)
As I explain to the receptionist about the reason we moved and signed Caitlyn up as a patient, this woman at the next desk over is going “buck-wild” (I love that word) at the poor receptionist she’s speaking to. Something about her son needing a doctors note for missing school even though he never saw the doctor that day. Apparently the receptionist she spoke to didn’t tell her what she wanted to hear. The ecstatic woman had heard my conversation with my receptionist and that I didn’t know the number for the appointment line. She pulls out a business card and wrote the appointment line number on it. She shoves herself in between me and the check-in window and thrusts the card into my hand. She puts her finger on the number and says,
“That’s the number you call so you don’t have to come all the way down here. They can’t help worth a darn anyway. Welcome to friggin’ Wright-Patterson…“ And with that- she stormed off. The two receptionists looked at each other and then turned, staring wide-eyed at me. I shrugged my shoulders and said “Next!” out loud for next waiting patient to step up to the check-in desk. =)
Now how about the phone scenario? Well, our cell phones are on roaming, so we’ve been using them minimally until we get our home phone set up. I had no idea what companies even *provide* local service. So I had Mom and Mom-in-law do a little research and we made some phone calls but all the companies we called stop providing service about a block from our house. great…
So I call the housing office asking how I can go about getting a phone book to call the local phone companies. The housing man *seriously* said
“Well, when you sign up with the phone company, they’ll provide you with a phone book.“
Me – *blinks* “Um, but I don’t know how to call them….?”
Him – “Well, hon, they’ve got their number listed in the phone book.”
Me – *blinks* “Uhhhh…..”
Him – “Oh!”
=)
Poor Dew’s been getting up at 6 am everyday for training and such. Now that might not sound like an early time to some of you 8am – 5pm’ers, but this boy is used to going to bed just minutes before you wake up because he’s been playing video games all night. =)So the first few days we here, we noticed a flood every time we used the washing machine.We decided to turn off the washing machine’s water and call maintenance for the problem. So the next day, they said they’d be over around 2:30pm. I took a shower around one and came down to a flooded hallway and washroom.As it turns out, the main drain outside was jammed, so anywhere there was a drain, the water from upstairs was coming downstairs and out any opening it could find. I called maintenance frantically when I also discovered my kitchen was sopping. The man who came was so nice and understanding about my spazzing. Then after he left I realized I hadn’t told him about our whistling toilet.Yep, you read it right.My toilet upstairs whistles when you flush the downstairs toilet. It doesn’t stop until you open up the top of the tank and jiggle the little thingy inside.
Actually, I think Derek yelled at it once *really really* loudly and it stopped. He thinks he’s Superman now. (but Batman’s better)
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